A bowl full of Jelly.

We all love our fat old Santa Claus with his cherry nose, white beard, and tummy that shakes like a bowl full of jelly, so why are the hippies trying to take him away from us? That's right-- the hippies. I was watching fox news the other day, drop-jawed, as some health freak rambled on about her wish that Santa would shed a few pounds to set a good example for the kiddies. She even suggested that families leave carrots and celery out instead of the usual cookie plate-- carrots and celery! That's reindeer food!Then I was bombarded again with this granola nonsense when on the radio this morning some dope said she was worried about Santa's heart!! He's still giving out millions of free toys annually world-wide- methinks his heart is better off than hers. Santa's old! Should we ditch his white whiskers as well in hopes of preserving his life a little longer? Look- Santa is immortal. Period. End of story. He's been fat an old for a hundred years and he will continue to be fat and old. The only way Santa will die is if the communists strip him of his everloved obesity and senility. Give Santa his cookies, and let him eat them too.-